I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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