sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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