How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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