all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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