Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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