only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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