I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
