If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
