pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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