Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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