if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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