i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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