Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she pinky promised me she was 18
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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