My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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