im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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