She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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