Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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