it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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