I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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