Fuck appropriateness.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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