I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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