she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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