Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i came on her dog
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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