capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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