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I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook

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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.

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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.

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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.

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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.

(210): View more from Texas

Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.

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