Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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