Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
