I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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