U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I love having hate sex.
you will always have a special place in my vag
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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