It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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