I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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