i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Oh Jesus.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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