rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think my moral compass just broke
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