It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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