Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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