At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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My pussy is not your playground.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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