halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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