I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just had sex on a roof
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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