OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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