how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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