She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins