By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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