Ambien. No doubt about it.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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