honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize