How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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