It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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