You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I fill condoms, not promises.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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