I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Farmville is her only friend.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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