Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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