And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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