I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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