i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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