I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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