okay pat passed out under dana's car
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
no you cant smoke seaweed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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